Juliet, 16, live in England and I like toast

withmelancholy:

mainlyboredom:

hugging when two people have boobs is basically playing boob tetris.

titris

(via princess-romanova)


What an utterly disappointing end. 

What an utterly disappointing end. 

(Source: submachineguns, via teenagedirtbag-teenagedream)

Reblog if you have boobs

tylerquiff:

angielovebands:

magcon-and-disney-and-bands:

pipechan:

love-lives-to-hurt:

mistize:

one girl scrolled past this and woke up without boobs

Forever reblog cuz I don’t wanna wake up without boobs.

The fucking notes

Just read the notes

I’m not gonna risk anything

oh my

(Source: inthemidstofmonsters, via princess-romanova)

insertcoolpunhere:

mccoyswife:

I SWEAR I AM NOT CUTE/SWEET

DON’T CALL ME THAT

I AM EVIL

I AM THE SHADOWS IN THE NIGHT

FEAR ME

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(via perks-of-being-chinese)

theangelshaveteslasatncis:

folie-a-killjoy:

eli-manning:

gurry:

Aren’t we all internet explorers?

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do you mean we all run slow and people don’t like us?

thats exactly what we are

(via guy)

moonager:

One time I was on a rollercoaster and a guy’s hat fell off during one of the loops but he caught it when we were right side up again, and i have to go my whole life knowing I’ll never be as cool as that guy.

(Source: totalhunk, via perks-of-being-chinese)

crescentrax:


"Should I have a baby after 35?" - "No, 35 children is enough." I LAUGHED SO HARD.

Well, they’re not wrong…

crescentrax:

"Should I have a baby after 35?" - "No, 35 children is enough." I LAUGHED SO HARD.

Well, they’re not wrong

(Source: buriedalivebylovexxx, via luleo)

faineemae:

bless friends who tell you, “text me when you get home safe”

(Source: faineemae, via borinq)

americanninjax:

floozys:

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inspired by x

I have no idea what I was expecting from that picture but it wasn’t this. And it’s glorious

(via luleo)

Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

(Source: tracey-hummel, via luleo)

captain-mycaptain:

apushinthewrongdirection:

teacupsandcyanide:

stacysdad:

so no one told you life was gonna be this way

your blog’s a joke you’re broke your otp is gay

it’s like you’re always just stuck waiting here

for a tv show that’s not been on for months, or even for years

but, tumblr’s here for youuu, when the tears start to fall

tumblr’s here for youu, like no website before

tumblr’s here for you, ‘cause you’ve got nothing else to do

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(Source: mulderplease, via death-by-heichou)

michaelgordons:

pretty people … ..  first of all how dare u

(via stuck-in-remission)

yeahmanidk:

jackedoff:

poop is touching u on the inside rightnow

Why would you even think of this I just

(via parkingstrange)

theshoutingendoflife:

jaclcfrost:

standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this fucking flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”

Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.

(via borinq)

(via guy)