Juliet, 16, live in England and I like toast
nagisakaworu:

well here’s an instance of the stupid catchphrase i forced on filbert actually adding meaning to something he says

nagisakaworu:

well here’s an instance of the stupid catchphrase i forced on filbert actually adding meaning to something he says

(via netflixzombie)

repeals:

*eating chips* okay this is the last one. *eats 10 more* I mean it this time, no more. *finishes bag*

(via collapsed)

breadstiks:

it’s physically impossible to fit words into a venn diagram

(via departured)

ibelieveinahappilyeverafter:

trancehybrid:

blackwolfgrimm:

kittyboops:

our-savior-the-glow-cloud:

turntechdave:

spatsula:

dardanos:

actualmioda:

Why bring back old memes when we can back this song?

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2004 is calling me… whispering

numa numa yay

the funny thing about this is I sincerely have followers that were born in the same month i discovered this flash video on newgrounds

fuuccckk I completely erased all memory of newgrounds.

Oh my god it’s back. This is one of my favourite things, if only because my Grandmum loves it so much. I can just start singing it and mimicking the video, and she’ll start laughing so hard she has to take her glasses off because she’s crying. It’s beautiful.

If you don’t put this on your blog there is something wrong with you. DO IT. You know you wanna~

DRAGESTEA DIN TEI!!~~

WHEN YOU PLAY THIS YOU SING EVERY WORD, I DON’T CARE IF YOU CAN’T PRONOUCE IT WORTH CRAP YOU /SING IT/

(via death-by-heichou)

fvckinbren:


I want this on my blog always.

fvckinbren:

I want this on my blog always.

(Source: dearestjohn, via sniffing)

sextspert:

superwholock-at-hogwarts:

chevvybar:

hiddlestalker:

lifehackable:

More Life Hacks Here

Day 1: you ripped open my vagina and I hate you
Day 5: just kidding you’re so cute and soft and small lol I could fit you in a handbag
Month 2: STOP CRYING PLEEEAASE. JUST ONE HOUR OF SLEEP AND I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVERRRR
Month 5: mama? Mama? Mama? Say it? Please? Say something? Please
Month 8: IF. YOU. DON’T. STOP. SAYING. MAMA. THE. POLICE. WILL. NEVER. FIND. THE. BODY.
Year 1: One down. 17 to go…
Year 1, Month 11: oh god.. it’s coming…
Year 2: NO PLEASE JUST PUT THAT DOWN. NNOOO! DON’T TOUCH THAT! Baby, i love you no matter whaT BUT PLEASE DON’T TOUCH THAT JJUST STAY STILL PLEASE SWEETHEART
Year 3: Oh thank god that’s over
Year 4: Awwww, you went to preschool. isn;t that adorable, my little intellectual shit
Year 5: ACTUAL SCHOOL! YOU LEARNED COLORS AND NUMBERS YOU’RE A GENIUS

Year 15: You called me a fuckwit. What the fuck is a fuckwit?

year 16; oh god no LIGHTLY step on the gas NO NON NO NO YOU DONT HAVE TO PRESS THAT HARD ON THE BREAK!!!

year 17: I caught you masturbating but you didn’t notice so I didn’t say anything. You’re welcome.

sextspert:

superwholock-at-hogwarts:

chevvybar:

hiddlestalker:

lifehackable:

More Life Hacks Here

Day 1: you ripped open my vagina and I hate you
Day 5: just kidding you’re so cute and soft and small lol I could fit you in a handbag
Month 2: STOP CRYING PLEEEAASE. JUST ONE HOUR OF SLEEP AND I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVERRRR
Month 5: mama? Mama? Mama? Say it? Please? Say something? Please
Month 8: IF. YOU. DON’T. STOP. SAYING. MAMA. THE. POLICE. WILL. NEVER. FIND. THE. BODY.
Year 1: One down. 17 to go…
Year 1, Month 11: oh god.. it’s coming…
Year 2: NO PLEASE JUST PUT THAT DOWN. NNOOO! DON’T TOUCH THAT! Baby, i love you no matter whaT BUT PLEASE DON’T TOUCH THAT JJUST STAY STILL PLEASE SWEETHEART
Year 3: Oh thank god that’s over
Year 4: Awwww, you went to preschool. isn;t that adorable, my little intellectual shit
Year 5: ACTUAL SCHOOL! YOU LEARNED COLORS AND NUMBERS YOU’RE A GENIUS

Year 15: You called me a fuckwit. What the fuck is a fuckwit?

year 16; oh god no LIGHTLY step on the gas NO NON NO NO YOU DONT HAVE TO PRESS THAT HARD ON THE BREAK!!!

year 17: I caught you masturbating but you didn’t notice so I didn’t say anything. You’re welcome.

(via netflixzombie)

princess-romanova:

Sometimes I forget that theres straight people on tumblr 

memories4k:

Go on

memories4k:

Go on

(Source: acearakita, via death-by-heichou)

a-thelittledevil:

I need a friend that would go to different forests and abandoned places with me

(Source: agabella, via princess-romanova)

andrewpauldost:

i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

spirkcantwerk:

This scene actually works better as stills

(Source: 90s90s90s, via luleo)

somekindofcontraption:

ohyousillypotato:

rogueshenanigans:

makin my way downtown

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walkin fast

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faces pass and im homebound

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What the actUAL FUCK AM I LOOKING AT JESUS CHRIST

(via slimygoodra)

gothlolita:

imagine if you woke up and your name was your url and you looked exactly like your icon

(Source: charlottes, via slimygoodra)

natured:

I get insanely uncomfortable when people have their own selfies as their phone wallpaper. 

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

bishouj-hoe:

this speaks to me on a spiritual level

bishouj-hoe:

this speaks to me on a spiritual level

(via princess-romanova)